Bumper Stickers Anyone?
 

Okay, I thought that this would make for a fun thread. If you could have a bumper sticker that said anything that you wanted it to, what would you have written on it?


Mine would say:

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Then Judging From Your Passenger Seat Occupent, You Must Be Blind. :)

Mine would say:

I am not speeding...I am qualifying.

Backdafuckup!!!!

Evil Bitch seeks Nice Guy for love/hate relationship!

OK, this is going to be long:

CAUTION: I brake for hallucinations.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

WARNING: Driver does not play well with small cars.

Friends don't let friends drive Chevys

Honk if you think I'm Jesus

If you can read this, you're in range.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

My Wife's other car is a broom.

BEER : Helping white guys dance since 1842

Jesus Love You - everyone else just thinks your an asshole.

You can't spell CRAP without RAP

God hates Rednecks - Tornadoes only hit trailer parks.

Dicourage inbreeding!! Ban Country Music!!

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

Backoff, I'm a postal worker.

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

Happiness is a Belt Fed Automatic Machine Gun

Fight crime, shoot back

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

My karma ran over your dogma

I drive this way just to piss you off

Lost your cat? Look under my tires

I wonder how you'd drive with that cellphone shoved up your ass

Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus

Welcome to Texas, now go home

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

Mafia staff car

Thank you for not breeding

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

A fool and his money are my best friends

A fool and his money are soon partying


If you want more, I have more :D

don't laugh, it could be your daughter in the front seat

oh Lilith does that mean I get to come home with you tonight.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

Moosehead - a great beer, and a new experience for the moose.

One for Lilith

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

*it isn't original, but i really liked it*

"I listen to what the rice crispys tell me to do"

that's excellent !!!

Prevent road rage, get the *&%# out of my way!

can i throw a button in here?

"Kiss me, I'm Irish"

hehehe....couldn't resist irish...sorry man.

TY Oldfart (((((hugs)))))

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Alone :)

This my sound bad, so take it as you want..

"Homosexuals are GAY!!"

don't like my driving? then help me get a guide dog!

"Nothing fails like prayer"

"If you stop praying at my school, I'll stop thinking in your church"

"I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving"

"Question authority"

World Com ... World Con

"Friends help you move....Real friends help you move BODIES!"

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats

Wink. I'll do the rest

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing

No radio. Already stolen

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist

I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead

Defecation eventuates

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Diplomacy is the Art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Lead me not into Temptaion - I can find it by myself.

We have enough youth - how about a Fountain of Smart

End racism...kill everyone

All generalizations are false

I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur

HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down

Bumper stickers I've actually seen...
 

Visualize Whirled Peas

(on a car in Florida)
Enjoy your visit, but remember I-95 has a NORTHBOUND side, too!

Why be normal?
(stuck on the bumper upside down)

My other car is a Zamboni

(and the corollary to the first one)
Forget about world peace... Visualize using your turn signal!

The tattoo parlor that I go to has bumper stickers that say this:

They say the body is God's Temple....I'm just decorating the walls.

Don't follow me - I'm lost too

Back off, I'm pedaling as fast as I can!

Warning! Driver carries only 20 rounds of ammo.

Ass gass or grass - oh hell I don't toke and I got a full tank!

Protect your right to Arm Bears.

Keep reading this and the next thing on your mind will be my rear window.

Hang up and DRIVE!

Caution, I brake for yardsales!

Critics ARE qualified, they are equally ignorant in all the arts.

Mean People Suck.....Nice People Swallow :)

good girls suck, bad girls swallow...why don't you show me how bad you can be.

(sorry, had to paraphrase, can't remember exactly what it said...seems kinda long for a bumper sicker though)

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!

If you can read this you are TOO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!

I have always liked the one that says
My kid beat up your honor student

Bad Cop.....No Donut :D

"My search dog found your dumb-ass honour student after he wandered off a cliff taking a piss in the woods."

but a simple F You works.

Are those real???????? ;)

EARTH FIRST
We'll stripmine the other planets later...

oh is that why its called a cross walk?

if gods so all knowing, then legalize marijuana

Ive cut copied and pasted all ideas. I would now like to thank everyone who has contributed to this thread on my way to the bank, right after i stop by the print shop.

Brian! That saying was originally; "Jesus Saves....but Esposito gets the rebound!"

'Cause any hockey fan would know Espo just parked himself infront of that net and wacked at rebounds! Honestly, that was the original.