who wants full control over a cock?
 

now that i have your attention:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


i have NO idea how it does everything you want it to do!!!!

You know, that thing kinda creeps me out.

its really really ugly. thats for sure. tell it to lay a egg. :D

I find myself strangely attracted to him....wait til Skip sees it.

waaaay too weird!

ok I told him to do the chicken dance twice and his dances have been different...isn't there just one chicken dance.......oh yeah and tell him to shake his booty....lol...he's definitely creapy though

lol freaky

~nikki

I wonder what it would do if I told it to insert a pound a half of sage and onion?

hubby made me ask him something....er.....naughty, and he came up to the camera and shook his finger at us! LMBO!

I told him to fry his self :p

Why am I suddenly ready to take my banana and run up a tree to hide?

lol! I bet we all asked him to do something perverted! I think I my fav thing was asking him to breakdance and to moonwalk

There must be something wrong about watching a chicken spank his own ass.

OMG!!!

<--- begins searching for a subservient monkey

LOL this is hilarious! I told him to fly!