~~> Junk Drawer <~~
 

Simple to play...I will name 3 things you might find in a junk drawer and you tell me how they could be used sexually and then list 3 new items. Repeats are fine since we can always come up with new uses;)


screwdriver

rubberbands

tape measure

Are you *really* sure you want to know?

Epoxy, ploastic beads & scrap paper.

epoxy to glue the pastic beads in the words FIND ME on the scrap paper to leave on the table while I hide somewhere naked :p

screwdriver

rubberbands

tape measure

Oh hell, it has to be done...screwdriver + rubberbands sound like a splint to me, call it viagra the hard way ;). And the tape measure is the safety device, used to make sure nothing got stretched too far during the opperation.

There, are you happy now? Now NONE of the guys here will let me near them ;).

First three things in my junk drawer....

AA bateries, an oven mit, and the spare key to the house.

Use the key to let myself into your house....put the new batteries in your vibe and wait for you with an oven mitt on to spank your bottom while torturing you with the vibe :p


twist ties

nightlight bulbs

the safety plug things that go in electrical sockets

OK... use the twist ties as electrical wires to join the nightlight bulbs to the nightlight so it's extra bright and then use the safety plug thing sideways to prop open your pussy to get a good look at the inside. Amateur gynecology at it's finest!


Electrical tester

masking tape

birthday candles

Electrical tester to run an experiment ~ does the resistance/impedence between his nipple and cock change as I get him more and more excited? ;)

Masking tape to tape his balls to the inside of his leg so they don't get in my way....as I use the birthday candles to prime him for later use.

OK ~ now I'm with Ginger.....no guy will let me near him! :D


coffee filter, permanent marker, and some SuperGlue

LOL use the permanent marker to write LILITH'S across his buttttt, use the coffee filter to wipe up any drips or drops, and the super glue is to use medically as a bandage in case things get super wild and blood is spilt :p


pliers

velcro sticky tabs

exacto knife

I think Ginger doesn't have anything to worry about compared to that ^^^ :eek: :p

Uhm... Use the marker to write a riddle on the coffee filter which will disclose my secret location and then glue it to the wall inside the garage and pray someone finds it.

Eyeglass repair kit, Lint removal brush, deck of cards

use the lint brush to smooth wookie furrr, poke tiny screwdriver from kit through a card and work it til it spins...have said wookie hold it between his teeth while ridden cowgirl fashion. When the card spins, he's done;)


scissors

scotch tape

lighter

Use the eyeglass repair kit to fix his glasses...which broke sometime after I decided to sit on his face... LOL...use the deck of cards to tell his sexual fortune....and the lint removal brush is to remove all traces of my presence after we are done. :p

Digital camera, paper clip, and wooden spoon

Ok... wooden spoon to smack that ass, digital camera to take pics of the welt, and a paperclip to hang the printout all over town!

Widget

Rubber bands

Ace bandage

Use the widget to threaten him with....as I make him assume the correct position and use the Ace bandage to secure him there. Use the rubber bands to restrict blood flow to his cock and prolong the experience.

ethernet hub, scrubber sponge, and mineral oil

I guess I can use the hub to find some hot porn with as I hive him a back rub with the scrubber and after rub in the mineral oil.


white out, ruler and a lighter

The white out I will use as hot body paint, the lighter to the candle so I can drip the hot wax onto her lucsious boobs and the ruler to prove to her that YES I am that big.


rubber band, ball point pen and a tire gage.