Cramping My Style
 

Company is here and my house is sooo tiny.


How do you catch some sex on the sly?

aren't they asleep yet!!!??? :D just bring out the vacuum...they'll get the hint and leave...maybe.

Nothing works better to chase away the in-laws, than loud noisy sweaty flesh slapping sex!

LMAO. What???? Have sex with company in the house?!? Mr. Osuche refuses, no matter how hard I beg. :(

That's why we're getting my mother out of our house today...no matter what. :hot:

Elmer Fudd mode works for us...

Be vewy vewy quiet... we awe making like wabbits... huhuhuhhuhuhuhu!

<---follows ^^^^'s advice...kleclere and I played a bit yesterday morning in a houseful of people, so many you practically have to step on them to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night. :rolleyes: :D

We were at his grandmas house for Thanksgiving and a bomb could go off and she wouldn't hear it. :D But........... the next morning I got reprimanded by my daughter. Said she didn't get much sleep because of the panting and squeaky bed springs. Hey, I tried to be quiet. Ohhhhhhhhhh Wellllllllllllll............ too bad. :p

LOL!!! Bathroom works well...run the water in the sink, turn the fan on.... make sure you lock the door. ;)

For a while my friend (male friend, by the way) came to stay with us because of relationship problems. For a while, he slept upstairs and everything was okay. But, I mentioned something about the downstairs bedroom next to ours being bigger (d'oh!) so he moved into it. For such a long time I refused to have sex in our own bedroom because of it, but I finally gave in and we started having it again. He moved out soon after lol

Before I broke down and agreed, we would have sex in his truck, out in the woods (once), and when company wasn't home. You just have to be creative.

Now, we just spent two days for Thanksgiving with my parents and mom put us in separate rooms (we aren't married yet) and I ended up sharing with my cousins twelve year old daughter, fiance shared with my uncle. Needless to say, nothing happened and I was in a pissy mood when we finally left.

This time I'll attach the attachment ...

If worse cums to worse ...

You don't...not in the house anyway.

Sorry. :(



rabbit

Hehehehe...I know all about this one Aqua. :p

Depends on where the guests are.


rabbit

:( My mom is still here.....hopefully tomorrow. Last full day with Mr. osuche, and if I don't get laid I am not going to be a happy woman on Monday. :(

My guests left today mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet orgasmic bliss ;)

"Softly softly, catchee monkey" was the phrase that popped in to my head when I read this. ;)

Before I married my ex-wife (jings, must be 16 years ago now!!!), we weren't allowed to sleep in the same bed either, even though we were engaged. Anyway, she had to have her appendix out, and came to recuperate at our house. (I had moved back in with my parents at the time....ba-a-ad move!) On her second day "home", she was feeling extremely randy, so I slipped in to her room at about 2 in the morning, right next to my parents room btw, and had a very quick quickie, squeaky bed, stitches and all! VERY quiet and VERY careful (obviously!), but we managed! :halo:

DM