Funny Porn
 

I'm watching Lord of the G-strings on HBO


its funny but very stupid

I was watching some terrible 80's porn friday night. This asian lady was wear a huge blonde wig, she had these big fake orange nails and enormous earrings that looked like they weighed 5 lbs each. She had a vibe that seriously looked liked something out of a torture chamber.

These two guys came in, she was saying,

"Oh, you hurt me! Oh I love it! Oh, oh, oh! Oh I want to fuck and fuck and fuck!" and I was just LMAO the entire time.

I love the one about Cinderella and her snapping pussy. Lixy knows which one I mean.

... and then there were all the ones where some woman was shocked by the size of John Holmes, stating that it would never fit, and 5 seconds later he's deep inside her backdoor!

OMG... I've seen that one... LMAO!

WPINK TV was the funniest one I've ever seenhas Ron Jeremy swing his Dick clock wise then counter clock wise then another sence where john the wad holmes comes in and the actress dose beleve it is him untell he opens his robe

Wish I still had WPINK TV.......was stolen from me by ex-roommate. The Bitch!!!!

I once saw a 3-D movie in a theater. It was funny seeing people duck as the cum appeared to be flying into the audience!

there was one that i downloaded where a women was getting DP'ed....she was moaning really loudly and she said do it harder and faster.....and the guy on top said....who?....she giggled and then said...BOTH! :D

Flesh Gordon was another cute sexy spoof on an ol' hero. :)

A friend and I would always frequent the local porn store to check out the really cheap DVDs with hilarious plots (this was nothing but innocent). This is how I ended up owning "The Dickheads" (Like the "Coneheads"...but umm they have dicks on their heads) the most ridiculous movie ever...I couldn't get aroused by it if I tried...just too ridiculous for me. Also, there is "Bone Alone" which I couldn't finish watching it was so bad...and there were also some ones about leather-loving vampires and a soul-sucking woman in a wonder woman head band...

No more $6 porn for me.

I surf a lot of porn and some of the titles on text links are really funny - I think a lot of the TGP's are run out of Japan and translation gaps can make for some pretty amusing descriptions. I was surfing the other night and saw one that simply said: Wierd shit for the strange.

Haha, I couldn't stop laughing.

ROFLMAO :thumb: That's my fave scene in pornos. The scripts aren't believable to begin with but they want us to suspend reality to pretend the women are virgins? :D

We busted my grandmother with "Porn-ochio...it's not his nose that grows!" and she, to this day, insists she picked it up by accident.

i download all of my porn online cuz its better...
anyways, one of my favorite and most overused sayings is "no mi gusta" which is spanish for "i don't like"...
well i was watching this one movie with my boyfriend and ina scene where a latino woman is going down on this guy, he tells her to say something in spanish for him and she goes "no mi gusta"... and they just carried on like nothing, so he obviously didnt know what it meant, but to me, i thought it was hilarious. i wasnt so horny after that, i laughed too much.

then one time i stumbled across midget porn... that was fucking weird.... hilarious... but weird....