Up the wazooo
 

I used to fantasize that I was in the band. When I tried to actually join the band they told me that since they had everything they needed, I could just play along on my Kazoo

They kicked me out of the band right away. Made me go solo!!!

That is both amazing and disturbing. Like a lot of things we post here.

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Especially her since both of hers are free when she plays her kazoo.

I doubt Lawrence Welk would have featured her. I believe she would have created a groovy sound for Dr. Demento!!!!

A musical version of "Chatterbox"?

Sounds like the drive up loudspeakers at Jack-in-the-box