I checked into a hotel once on business and had some hours to kill in the afternoon. Got bored in my room and decided to lay on the bed and shave myself (I mean everything off). Mess up someone elses place, you know. Anyway I got excited and hard so I decided to go into the bathroom (it was VERY bright and well lite) and started stroking until out it came and I exploded. Trouble was that at the VERY moment I came, in walks housekeeping and looked straigt at me. She actually started laughing! Don't know if she was laughing at the wacking off or at the bald eagle?