"Morning, have you ever had one of those dreams where?..........oh shit"
or
"You know, nothing exciting ever happens around here"
or
"What? Have I got ketchup on my face again?"
or
"Bet your weekend wasn't as good as mine!"
or
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I could never be hypnotised!"
or
"I know what you're all thinking......but I just don't feeling like wearing my name badge today"
or maybe even
"I'm guessing Kinky Kath was my Secret Santa!"

I better stop now I'm putting far too much thought into this!

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