1. I barely slept at all last night...too restless thinking about my resignation speech

2. I delivered said speech and got some compliments in response

3. I'm sworn to secrecy and can't tell anyone I'm leaving...which is a bumme because I'm bursting with the news

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney