I took my dog out at the normal time this morning. Everything seemed normal but when we got downstairs, he let out a tiny button of poop in the porch. He's never done that before!

Then, the bag I used to pick up it & the rest split & spilled poop over the sidewalk in front of my building. *

We were walking for about 20 minutes & were crossing a street when he decides he wants to poop in the middle of the street & I'm out of bags.

I had to buy hair stuff anyway so I left him tied up near his poop and went to get shampoo & a bag to poop & scoop the remaining er, poop.

I come out of the store and take stuff out of the bag to scoop & bam! The shampoo fell out & yes, landed right in the middle of the poop. I delicately carried it home & threw it in the tub & washed it & got ready to go for work.

I know that freaking dog was laughing at me when I left! I know eeeet!