Always thought that saying someone has a "good looking toupee" is a contradiction in terms...if it's a good one, you shouldn't notice that it's a toupee...but I've never been nearly as bothered by rugs as I am by bad comb-overs (which is what I think the Donald is doing)...I just wanna smack these guys upside the head & scream, "You're not fooling anybody but YOURSELF!!!"

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