I ALMOST put this in the "What's the worst thing a guy has ever said to you thread?"


Sooooooooo, after 30 minutes or so of torrid lovemaking this evening, my sweetie and I are basking in the afterglow, being all lovey-dovey 'cause it's Valentine's Day and all...when all of a sudden he says, "You know, I'm really kind of sorry that didn't last longer. But you see, when I came in I saw my Valentine's and birthday presents over there on the table, and I wanted to hurry up and get to the good stuff."



Yes, he's still alive. For now. ROFLMAOBBQ.

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