From a 50 something male friend:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl. But, she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided that I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on one thing. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 41, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 55 and looking for a girl with very big tits.
