Last night I watched his well lubricated, rock hard cock as it erupted in my hand, and I thought to myself "tomorrow night when he fucks me and he's exploding inside of me, this is what I'll be visualizing"

I can't wait for him to cum home!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~