It's a toss-up between Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin for me. Carlin has a way of making topics which a lot of people find extremely important just funny as hell. I love when he gets going off on religion his views are *interesting* to say the least. Rodney, well he was just about the best I've ever seen at telling jokes.

Are you a big believer in tradition or are you more of a "new is better" kind of person?

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus