About 16 yrs ago my then fiance and I went to her parent's place for the weekend. She was taking a bath and I decided I'd join her. Somehow I didn't lock the bathroom door (or apparently shut it very well either) and the dog heard the splashing and decided she'd come in and start barking. We heard my fiance's mom coming towards the bathroom yelling at the dog so I jumped out of the tub and threw on a towel and acted like I had just finished shaving.

Her mom bought it but a little bit later she came into the kitchen where I was having a cup of coffee and said, "This fell off of you in the hall when you left the bathroom a bit ago." It was one of those little rubbery butterfly things that you put on the bottom of the tub to help you keep from slipping. I guess it had been stuck to my knee and I didn't know it.

Probably would've been better off if we'd just have waited to get to my place a couple of hours later. Would've saved a bit of embarrassment anyway.

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