1) Who do you share your bed with? darling wife

2) What size bed do you sleep in? king waterbed

3) What brand and style of sheets do you use? What's cheap? cotton blend

4) How many pillows? 5 at the moment, I'm only allowed to use 2 of them

5) What’s your bedspread or blanket like? Where’d you get it? Thermal blanket, we used to have a dark blue comforter, but it just got in the way

6) Do you eat and drink in bed? I don't, but mrs zoid always has her water bottle & a snack stash she thinks I don't know about

7) Do you read in bed? What’s your current bedside reading? Not so much anymore. I still have my collection of rockstar bios & serial killer stories, mrs zoid keeps her Stephen King & Danielle Steele handy.

8) What else do you like to do in bed? Have sex, of course.

9) What else is on your bed table or at your bedside? Alarm clock radio, lotion, tile coaster, modified Sound Cube practice amp, CPAP (for my sleep apnea) underneath the table, & for reasons passing understanding mrs zoid's old Pentax.

8) What’s under your bed? 6 drawer pedestal.

9) How would you describe the decor of your bedroom? Early American Hand-me-down Junque.

10) Name one thing you would want in your bedroom that you don’t have. Only One? Well, I could start with Lilith...

11) What’s the last thing you do before falling asleep? Not sure, takes me a while to get to sleep most nights...

12) Do you sleep in the nude? If not, what do you typically wear? Always, unless I'm sleeping on the couch in den.

13) Anything else about your bed/bedroom/bedside you'd like to say or reveal that wasn't in this questionnaire? Nope

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