I'm a scorpio-

"Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... "

Hmm... sounds about right.
Too bad that we scorpios have to curb our sex drive in real life. If I acted like I want to act half the time, the entire eastern seaboard would be in danger of being lured into my bedroom.