Hmmm, I sort of like unwinding with smut games but I'd rather be doing it someplace sunny and warm....... say California.

I suppose I could've told the truth and said I'd like to be in bed with Emily Deschanel having the hottest sex of my life right now but I'm sure she wouldn't go for that.

How do you like your steak to be cooked?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus