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Originally Posted by Aqua
Guys turning into werewolves is not good either. Not literally, but sounding like it. I've seen more than one where you would swear that was happening, what with the grunting and howling he is doing.
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In College, I bout this video based on the screencaps I had seen on Usenet. It was Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks Vol. 5. While the actresses and the actual action was pretty hot, the screencaps did not mention that the audio was dubbed over with men saying "MONNNSTERRR! GRRR! RAWR!" while the actors would growl and roar having sex with petite white women.
The net result. This video made it's way amongst my friends on the college campus as the funniest video of 2000.
My turn offs (besides the obvious):
-Fake breasts, nothing ruins the look of a woman like a bad boob job.
-I usually fastforward through the monotonous and repetitive foreplay. I'm not in college anymore so I don't have all day to be wanking people!
-I don't like any vintage porn. Sorry, but I think 80's and 90's fashion is too funny to be sexy.
-I think wearing a mask is stupid. I can understand it if it's a fetish video or a one time thing, but there's this one gangbang site where they have half of the guys wearing a variety of masks, and it's in every video. Hell, I understand it's hard to hire the heterosexual men for a gangbang film, but really when I see that they have a bunch of guys in video after video wearing a dumb mask it means I should have put in my application. I mean I'll show my face, use my real name, and it will be even more hilarious when I run for public office in Louisiana.
-Cuckholding. No seriously, when the hell did every interracial site and forum become over run with this fetish of the weak white hubby servicing her domme wife and her black master(s). One of my fantasies is to watch a woman I care about get serviced by a group of hung men and even join in the fun. I try to collect porn to reflect this, but lately most of the genre has this lame backstory of husband is a wimp so she goes to the "ghetto" to find her a real man.
And so endith my rant. Does anyone know if I can post this on a blog with adsense? I need to publish to my blog more.