if I were a man, things I would NEVER do;

Skip bathing unless I was camping or something.
Break wind. Loudly. In a social setting.
Use the word "bitch" while having sex.

Give me time, I can think of a lot more.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho