My favorite was one that I had for a girlfriend back in college. At the time, the TV show ALF was popular. I loved the show and got to where I could do a decent impersonation of ALF and did it one night when we were having a particularly fun time in bed. She got to laughing and said that we should name "her" after the cat on the TV show because ALF loved to eat cats. The cat was named Lucky and well..........


And so we named "her" Lucky.

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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