After a two year wait, I step forward to accept this beautiful (although slightly tarnished now) tiara with jewels (OMG, they look like "family jewels) on behalf of Sharni ... thanking lizzardbits and the audience for their patience. But, alas, it's time to move on ... and so, for our next winner we have the "Tender Loins Lover" award proudly presented to the one, the only,

IowaMan!