#1 who should play you in the movie?
Bruce Willis

#2 who would you want to play you in the movie?
Bruce Willis or John Malkovich

#3 why would you want the person you picked over the person who should play you?
Willis looks like me and he'd play the part to the hard deadend, except he's left handed. But then so might I be. John Malkovich would be the creepy character that I despise in myself.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."