
08-27-2008, 07:35 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
Posts: 972
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For a "good time, call "888 666 7777"
For a librarian, call "800 the book"
For a barfly, go to the bar
For a cowboy, go to the rodeo
For a nice guy, go to where the nice guys hang out.
Hey!
Why was the "Nice guy" last?
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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