Wifey reaches across the desk for a joint she had secreted. Carpe Diem, I think, & give her tush a squeeze. She jumped, & dropped the roach in my coffee cup. I fished it out with my needle-nose pliers.

Yeh, we both had a good laugh afterward...

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