My kitty Lou has discovered that the clock on the kitchen wall has a second hand that is constantly moving. He sits on the kitchen table watching it go around and I can tell he's thinking about trying to leap up and get it. He'd never reach it, he's not much of a jumper. Well, a little bit ago I saw him in there and he was sitting on the very edge of the kitchen table and was concentrating so hard on that second hand that he didn't realize he was at the edge and he fell off the table.

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