I guess IowaMan isn't going to cum. I guess though that happens to the best of us on occasion. In lieu of having IowaMan cumming for the ladies to receive his "Tender Loins Lover" award, we'll mail it to him by UPS.

Next, perhaps one of those beautiful ladies would be so kind as to step forward and receive the "I Love Keeping Them Ready" award for being such marvelous stimulators for us Pixie Guys. FlirtWithMe, please step up to my raging hardon ... er ... the mic to receive your award!