It's with great humility that I accept this wonderful award from Booger. It's good folks like him and the rest of the Pixie family that makes it possible for someone so underserving to be so honored. Now, I think I'll take the award and retire for a night of refreshment and sex to celebrate.

Next, to someone who has proven to be an outstanding Pixie ... er ... a Pixie who always stands out (maybe that's it). This award, the Happy Hipsters Holder award for continuing devotion to the undergarments of the fairer sex. Yes, none other than our very own PantyFanatic! Step foreward PF to receive your award!