on the eighth day of christmass my true love gave to me

Eight dripping panties
Seven stripshow guest passes
Six sexual wishes
Five furry pussies
Four cumming cocks
Three long stemmed roses
Two cans of whip creme
one unused condom

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell