A man and his new bride check into a hotel, looking forward to their honeymoon. After they go upstairs the desk clerks looks up and sees the man walking downstairs with his tackle box and fishing pole. He walks out the door and is gone until nearly midnight.

Before dawn the next morning, once again the desk clerk sees the man walking out the door with his fishing pole and tackle box. He is gone all day and returns really late.

On the third day as the man walks down the stairs with his tackle box and fishing pole, the desk clerk stops him. The clerk can't stand it any longer and says to the man....

"Excuse me sir, but I understand you are on your honeymoon," He asks.

"Yes sir.." The man replies.

"Well, If my wife looked like that, I'd be upstairs in bed fucking her.." he says.

"I can't, she's got gonorrhea." the man replies casually.

"Okay, then how 'bout a little oral action from her?"

"Nope can't, she's got herpes."The man says calmly.

Agitated, the desk clerk says "Well, you could give it to her up the ass."

"Nope can't, she's got diarrhea."

Frustrated the desk clerk shouts "Well then what the hell did you marry her for?"

The man smiles....and says

"Well, she's got worms and I like fishing"