Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at a well-known golf course
on the edge of Greenwood, when a naked man wearing a paper bag over
his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.'
After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's
not even a member of this club.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating