A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked "What do you mean?"

"Well they flipped a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!!! Like, Hellooo? It's only 25 cents!"