You should pose for Playgirl......

You are every womans and (gay guys) fantasy.
Your buddies may laugh at you, but you're the one with perfect abs and legs, not them. If women can pose, why can't men?
Playgirl may not have the same prestige as playboy, but it could lead to great things in modeling and acting.
Women everywhere will be talking about you.
Be proud of your great bod, today a model, tommorow a superstar.

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