The Perfect Couple

Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only
one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer.
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Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there
is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why
there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading,
this illustrates another point:

Women never listen.

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