Yesterday scientists announced to the world the
alarming results of a recent analysis that found the
presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as
a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you
are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to
seek medical assistance to assess your beer
consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period
THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologize when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned.
