Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class,
obviously not paying any attention, when the
teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he says "If
there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot
one of them with your shotgun, how many are
left?" Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one
of them with my shotgun, the loud noise is going
to make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will
be two left if you shoot one with your shotgun,
but I like the way you're thinking." "Well,
teacher, I've got a question for you. There are
3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one
is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it,
and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher is a little taken aback by the
question, but answers "Well, uh, gee Matt, I
guess the one that's sucking on it." "No teach,
the one that has the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you're thinking!"

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and now i am tired I had to type out the first and last one...the second one I had saved on m HD and copied and pasted it...Need more Stamina......wait a sec....