A man owned a small farm in Vermont. The IRS determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, demanded the investigator.

“Well", replied the farmer, "there's my farmhand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board."

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board."

“Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

“That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the IRS agent.

“That would be me," replied the farmer.

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