It has to be when i was shagging a girlfriend in a clump of bushes in the middle of town! (Too much vodka and the mood hit us) I'm pumping for all im worth and she asks to change position i say cool with me we roll over and i dip my whole nutsack right into a batch of Stinging nettles! I screamed in pain and suffice to say we didnt really finish what we were doing!

You try looking for a dock leaf in the nekkie while standing to attention! It just wasnt happening!