oldfart---There was a young man named Durkin,
Who was always jerkin
his Gerkin.
His father said" Durkin,
Stop jerkin
your Gerkin
Your Gerkin
is for Furkin
not Jerkin!------Author unknown.
Merkin would fit right in there but when you've been around
for as long as we have;you know;what a merkin is. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)