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Old 01-11-2002, 05:51 PM
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Subject: THE DRUNK

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.

About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's
wiener is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his
crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out,
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO..


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