They'll get what's coming to them in the end!

Well, if that don't beat all... (Multi-Masturbation Machine??)

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle...
(sorry, inside joke, but there are a couple people here that will get it!... I hope!)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... (I think I'd rather have my bird in the bush... two in the bush is a pretty tight fit though!)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these