I bartend part time, and am notorious for turning EVERYTHING into an innuendo...it's one of my favorite games...

"I'll give you a shot"

"Did you just ask for my cream?"

"3 slippery nipples? Well, I only have 2, and their not slippery yet, but I can work on that and get back to you"

Yeah, so I'm cheezy! The customers love it, and it helps pass the time!

Ophelia