Rule#1 for parkingand being otherwise engaged:Always back into
your spot.That way:
1.You can see a cop approaching from his car if you are engaging
in mutual masturbation!
2.If you are backed in;if you are engaged in other activities;and
inadvertantly hit the brake pedal;the local police won't be attracted by the brake light!
3.You have time to pull a blanket over you if a cop does see you!
4.Never take all of your clothes off;in case you have to cover up
quickly!Q:What are you doing in there?A:Just talking;Officer.
Irish
P.S.35yrs. and those rules are still in my head.Shows where my mind was!
Stupidest question ever asked when parked by a golf course.
Q:You weren't stealing flags down on the greens,were you?
A:I don't think so.I was engrossed in the conversation!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)