On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Twelve ejaculations, (ohhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
Eleven sexy pictures,
ten colored condoms
nine naughty fondlings,
eight earthshaking orgasms,
seven Songs of Lust,
six sexy sandals
five Green M&M's.....
four neck nibbles,
three sexual favors,
two consecutive orgasms,
and one long wish list.

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"You don't know how you met me, you don't know why, you can't turn around and say goodbye, all you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea" (Uncle Kracker)