1) Paper or plastic?
Paper

2) Soup or salad?
Salas

3) Ribbed or ultra-thin?
Ribbed

4) JLo or Shakira?
JLo

5) NSYNC or Back Street Boys?
Neither.

6) ButteryNipples or Screaming Orgasms?
Screaming Orgasms

7) Real or fake?
Real

8) Crouching tiger or hidden dragon?
Crouching tiger.

9) Classic triangle, Brazillian strip, or smooth?
SMOOOOOOOTH.

10) Cheerleader or Catholic school girl?
Cheerleader.

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

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