In your dreams, boys --- this laptop is mine, all mine, I tell you!!!

*Cradling her iBook in her arms, stroking it, and crooning to it*

It's okay, little one, they can't separate us... They can try but nobody's going to take my little blueberry baby away from me, nobody... Come, my pretty, hush now, let's Pixify a little...

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"You can't test courage cautiously." --- Annie Dillard