I'd opt for a tied up Lilith instead! Man, I need a fix bad... Lilith, wanna help me cut a square out of this cardboard... we can pretend it's a monitor and take turns posing behind it... dammit, that won't work! How are we going to do a word chain thread that way... WHERE IS THAT LAPTOP!!... Alright, who's got a money?? There's a discount PC palace down the street... I'm sure we can pickup a used laptop cheap....

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these