I'll post the full story in a bit but until then picture this......

A 44 year old man cuts off the head of his 80 year old mother with a chainsaw............the guy is charged with attempted murder and not murder.

When police arrived at his house they found his mum's severed head lying next to an electric chainsaw and decapitated body on the settee.

NO prize (cos I aint got one!) to the person that can figure out why he wasn't charged with murder.

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