07-23-2004, 04:32 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Originally Posted by Lilith
Use the key to let myself into your house....put the new batteries in your vibe and wait for you with an oven mitt on to spank your bottom while torturing you with the vibe 
twist ties
nightlight bulbs
the safety plug things that go in electrical sockets |
OK... use the twist ties as electrical wires to join the nightlight bulbs to the nightlight so it's extra bright and then use the safety plug thing sideways to prop open your pussy to get a good look at the inside. Amateur gynecology at it's finest!
Electrical tester
masking tape
birthday candles
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